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Necessary Adjustments

can't buy happiness can buy books

Hello again, fellow Bookworms!

Welcome to another helping of utter waffle! You can’t say you’re not used to it by now, lol! We’re almost at the end of September, I’m on for week 4 of my new job, and I am enjoying it very much, even if it does take a lot out of me at times. There have been times when I have come home and needed naps! I think it’s the amount of information I’m taking on board at times. Office jobs might not be physically demanding, but they can be taxing on the ol’ grey matter! Eventually, although there’ll still be things to learn, it will probably plateau out on that front and my brain cells might not feel quite so overloaded by the time I log out and shut down my computer!

For now, though, while I’m still very new, there will be necessary adjustments, and that affects the book-reading and the blogging. This blog might not be all that long, and it might be started one day and continued another. It probably won’t be the only blog where this happens, either.

I’m up to 45% of Blitzed, by Norman Ohler. Need to get on with it, book club is next Thursday, 5th October. As with certain other non-fiction books, I am enjoying it, but I feel the information can’t be rushed. I was going to say that the Nazis were a right bunch of Ben Johnsons, and make the comparison with the cheating sprinter from the 1988 Olympics, but Ben Johnson actually won on drugs before he was found out. I need another example of people cheating and still not managing to win, so I can compare the Third Reich’s pill-poppers with other cheating losers!

They took drugs, and the RAF still sorted them out! Ha! Serves them right!

As I was saying earlier, when I was telling my mum about this book, the Pervitin, which the Germans were practically wolfing down like sweets, is essentially the exact same substance we know these days as crystal meth! Sure, it kept them awake for ages at a time, but one of the other side effects of such substances is to give the user extreme confidence to the point where it becomes arrogance, and that, therefore, probably brought about their downfall. Early successes in France at the start of WWII just added to this cockiness. Some officers were expressing concerns, but those who did were often outnumbered, and just laughed-off by others who could only see the perks of Pervitin.

Anyway, enough about High Hitler and his narcotic-addled officers, there are other books to be mentioned. We are nearing the end of the month, meaning the September Review will probably be occurring this coming weekend. Probably Sunday, as United are at home to Crystal Palace on the Saturday afternoon. In all likeliness, with a full house expected, we will be back to the traffic problems in Trafford Park, and I will get some reading done on my Kindle on the way home from the match. Time to continue with Erotic Stories for Punjabi Widows on my way home from Old Trafford. I had read 11% of that one last time I checked.

One of the recent acquisitions, which was bought at Waterstone’s after my last book club meeting, has been started, and I must say how much I am enjoying On Writing, by Stephen King! 23% of that has been read of that so far, so almost a quarter of the book already! It’s actually pretty funny in parts, particularly when he recalls some amusing incidents from his childhood! King might be most famous for writing horror novels, but he also has the capacity to be amusing! He’s also pretty nifty at trolling the Tango-Tinted Tosser on Twitter! Well he was until Fart sulked, stamped his little foot, and blocked the author! Donald’s maturity level wouldn’t even earn him a Happy Meal.

King wasn’t the only one turning 70 recently, though. In fact, my dad beat him to it by a few days, as his birthday was the previous weekend, turning 70 on 17th September. United won 4-0 against Everton to mark the occasion, and I gave him the biography of John Le Carré, by Adam Sisman. You may recall I’d found it and bought it a few months ago. Dad’s always enjoyed spy thrillers, particularly by John Le Carré and also by Len Deighton. Back to the Everton match for a moment… Antonio Valencia’s opening goal after 4 minutes… pure class! A volley Paul Scholes would’ve been proud to score!

I just had to post that. Goals that good deserve repeat viewings!

Anyway, I have read two full books this month. The Angry Chef, by Anthony Warner, and If I Stay, by Gayle Forman, so despite the new job and the naps, some reading has been done, lol! I might start Where She Went soon, while the first book is still fairly fresh in my mind. But I think I must be on a non-fiction fix at the moment, what with the Norman Ohler book about the Nazi druggies, and Stephen King’s book about writing books!

I think that’s about it for now. Apologies that this is quite a short one, but I think I’ve mentioned all the books I’ve focused on lately! Bit of non-book news to round off the blog… The Manchester Food & Drink Festival starts this coming Thursday! Yay! Might have to pay one or two visits to town after work… Still waiting for the dental appointments for the x-ray and extraction, though. I hope the letter comes soon, at least for the damn x-ray! So that’s my news for now. Until the next blog, take care and Happy Reading!

Joanne x x x

Books mentioned in this blog entry…

  • Blitzed – Norman Ohler
  • Erotic Stories For Punjabi Widows – Balli Kaur Jaswal
  • On Writing – Stephen King
  • John Le Carré: The Biography – Adam Sisman
  • The Angry Chef – Anthony Warner
  • If I Stay – Gayle Forman
  • Where She Went – Gayle Forman
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Gone for a Burton!

Life without books

Hello again, fellow Bookworms!

Back again for another blog! I know they’re not as frequent as previously, but having been back in work since the start of this month, that is to be expected. I will have been working for 3 weeks by the time I shut down my computer and log off from my phone tomorrow at 4:30pm UK time! I do try to get some reading in at lunchtime, although that is not always possible, so it has to be out of hours, mostly. However, I am a third of the way through Blitzed, by Norman Ohler, which is our book club book, and I have two weeks to go until our next book club, so I hope to get more of it read in the remaining fortnight.

Didn’t get my Kindle read last night, though. My reading plans had gone for a Burton, just like Burton Albion themselves, although our visitors had improved since their one and only previous visit to Old Trafford, which was in the FA Cup way back in 2006! Back then, a 0-0 draw in that cup earned them a replay up here, which was a huge windfall for them – they were able to pay for their new stadium at the time thanks to forcing that replay. We stuffed them 5-0 in the replay in 2006, and they were a non-league side then, in what used to be known as the Conference. They are actually a Championship side now, just a division below United, and we still stuffed them last night, but 4-1 was an improvement for the Brewers, lol!

The reason I didn’t get any post-match reading done on my Kindle is that Mum and I were out of the United car park fairly quickly. I should have expected it really, given that it’s the League Cup, and people opt out of it. The attendance was around 50,000, which is down on our usual 75,000 full houses, so with fewer people there, it doesn’t take as long for us to get home. I expect I will need my Kindle again at the end of this month, though, when we play Crystal Palace at home in the Premier League. One of the ebooks I have started lately is Erotic Stories for Punjabi Widows, by Balli Kaur Jaswal – it sounded amusing enough. I have read 11% of it so far, so it could class as an OC, although ebooks are being kept as a separate matter, they’re a football thing, lol!

While we’re still sort-of on footy, I’d just like to slap whichever killjoy arseholes are getting their knickers in a knot about the song some of our fans have come up with for our latest star centre forward, Romelu Lukaku. Since WHEN has it ever been offensive to imply that someone has a LARGE willy?! Give your heads a wobble! Fair enough, suggesting that someone is NOT well-endowed in the trouser department might be quite insulting, but a large cock is something your average bloke is quite proud of, from my understanding of the male of the species! Indeed, blokes themselves often exaggerate the size of their own, ahem, upstanding members, so singing that a footballer has a 24 inch willy is simply a bit of a laugh! NO-ONE has a two-foot cock, for crying out loud! Plus, you also have to remember that the average terrace song is invented by drunken blokes down the pub, usually on their way to an away match!

For the record, the ONLY song I know of in our fans’ repertoire which actually mentions someone’s colour is the song we had for Wayne Rooney, where we called him the White Pele! We do NOT discriminate! We have fans all around the bloody world, FFS! All colours, all faiths, all nationalities, so being a Red is NOT for narrow-minded, bigoted knobheads! I think that as long as Romelu himself doesn’t mind, and I’ve not heard any word to say he does, then there is no problem. If he did have a problem, and said so, we would stop, but I imagine there is more chance of snowballs being found in Hell…

Right, OK, back to the books. Trying to overhaul the OC list is not that easy. I did finish If I Stay for that book group on Facebook, but am not sure what to do next. They have chosen The Fault In Our Stars for this month, and I have already read that a year or two ago now. Forthcoming books are Emma, by Jane Austen, and Ready Player One, by Ernest Cline, and so I might try to get a head start on one or both of those. Like a lot of classics, there are free editions of Emma available for e-readers, as a lot of classic books were written so long ago that they are out of copyright. So, I downloaded that one on my Kindle for free, and I already own a copy of Ready Player One. I like the sound of that one, there’s supposed to be a lot of 80s references in it.

Besides the e-book about Punjabi widows, the other book for match-day e-book consideration is Gold, by Chris Cleave. I’ve had that on my Kindle for a while, actually, and recently picked up the paperback in a charity shop. This is the author of The Other Hand (known as Little Bee in some countries), which I read and enjoyed some years ago now.

I may just have to knock the OCs on the head for now, and see how much I can get through. We may or may not resume this format at some point, but with work, and with book clubs, actual and virtual, the Ongoing Concerns are not really ongoing at present, lol! Apologies to all the books on the list but right now I’m probably going to have to cut things right down, maybe to just 2 or 3 books at a time. Some of the OCs weren’t getting read anyway, so my list wasn’t truly effective. I need an ebook for home matches, whichever book I’m reading for the Waterstone’s Deansgate book club, as long as I’m enjoying that book enough, plus maybe 2 or 3 others. And that might have to be it. Perhaps one of those books could be one which is part of a series, whether that’s resuming the Shardlake series by getting on with Dark Fire by C. J. Sansom, or reading one of several YA series I own…

The books on the list before I had an overhaul could have priority for when I want to start or resume a book, I guess, but I’m going to have to cut things right down and not take on too many books. I can read a few at a time, have been able to since my uni days, but I can’t really have a massive list of ongoing books, or most of them won’t actually be ongoing!

Well, perhaps I should get down to a spot of literary action. Those books aren’t going to read themselves, are they?! Well, not unless they’re wizarding books which have had a self-reading charm cast upon them, but I’m a muggle, not a Hogwarts student, so I haven’t got any of those kind of books, sadly! Until the next blog, take care and Happy Reading!

Joanne x x x

P.S. Happy Birthday to Stephen King! Perhaps I should start one of his books? Maybe On Writing would be the place to start? I do have a couple of his (non-horror) novels on my TBR list, too.

Books mentioned in this blog entry…

  • Blitzed – Norman Ohler
  • Erotic Stories For Punjabi Widows – Balli Kaur Jaswal
  • If I Stay – Gayle Forman
  • The Fault In Our Stars – John Green
  • Emma – Jane Austen
  • Ready Player One – Ernest Cline
  • Gold – Chris Cleave
  • The Other Hand (aka Little Bee) – Chris Cleave
  • Dark Fire – C. J. Sansom
  • On Writing – Stephen King

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Bookworms Wanted!

Blitzed by Norman Ohler

Our next book club book – Blitzed by Norman Ohler

Hello again, fellow Bookworms!

Sorry about the infrequency of blogging, but I am adjusting to being back in work again, and full-time at that, so it’s not just that I am having to fit in my reading when I can, but it’s that it has taken a fair bit out of me being back in a job, and I am still getting used to it. I have a lot of new stuff to learn, so that can actually be quite mentally draining and I have nodded off a few times of an evening during the past week. I also think I’ve picked up a cold from someone at work, came down with a sore throat last night/this morning, so that doesn’t help matters, does it?

Book club met on Wednesday, and there were three of us, so a slight improvement on the previous month when it was just myself and Anne. We also had Anna on Wednesday, so a trio of us discussed The Angry Chef which we found enjoyable and a pertinent read. I had picked up a fair few books of different kinds prior to the meeting, so I put a selection on the table. This is Going to Hurt, by Adam Kay, caught the eye, but as it’s a hardback, it was felt maybe it would be better waiting until it was in paperback, thus Anne and Anna thought Blitzed would be an interesting choice – which was pretty good news for me as I had already bought it the other week!

We really could do with some new members, though! I have messaged Waterstone’s Deansgate on Facebook again to let them know the date and book for the next meeting, which will be Thursday 6th October, and I have also put a notice on the council’s internal social media site at work, and by going home time on Friday, I had 4 likes and a serious expression of interest, so I may well have managed to recruit a new bookworm!

Books bought on 6th September

I did come home from Waterstone’s with some books, though, despite already having acquired Blitzed. I decided to get the Adam Kay book – he’s a former junior doctor here in the UK, writing about his days as a member of the medical profession. My other choices are On Writing, by Stephen King, and Noah Can’t Even, by Simon James Green, the latter of which is a UK YA novel, and sounds pretty funny, so I thought I’d add it to the notorious TBR list! There’s plenty of YA on that, as you no doubt know!

One book which has come off the YA TBR is If I Stay, by Gayle Forman, as I am currently reading that for a virtual book club – a book group I joined recently on Facebook has chosen it as their current book and the date for discussions is 15th September! So, I’m trying to get through it. To be fair, it’s not that long, and it’s pretty good, so it shouldn’t take too long to finish. Only 210 pages of actual story. Yes, there are more pages afterwards, but those are extras – acknowledgements, music playlists inspired by the plot, bits about the making of the film version, and a sneak preview of the sequel, Where She Went, but I also have that book, so I can just go onto that one when I’ve finished the current one.

So, looks like I’m having another OC overhaul. Books for book clubs, in person or on Facebook, will be a separate matter now, and will have priority. Then there will still be a selection of Ongoing Concerns, plus there will also be the Match Day Book, which will be an e-book on my Kindle.

We’re now in autumn, so even afternoon kickoffs will mean it will be getting dark when we’re coming home from Old Trafford and getting stuck in the inevitable traffic – as I said in a previous blog, Trafford Park is a total arseache at the moment and will be for at least a few years while they prepare parts of it for the trams! And, with European footy starting up again, plus domestic cup matches, certainly in the League Cup (we don’t enter into the FA Cup until January), there’s going to be a fair few evening kickoffs, so if I am going to be reading in the car before or after a match, I would either need to use the flashlight on my mobile phone to read a paperback, which might not be the best idea if I need to save the battery, or use my Kindle, as it has an inbuilt light in the holder, so the sensible option is to take my Kindle and read e-books.

My lads drew 2-2 away to Stoke yesterday, our first dropped points, although we are top of the league, as we still have the best goal difference. Four matches played, 12 goals scored, 2 conceded. Won three, drawn 1, lost none, so we have 10 points, as do our neighbours from across town. We now have three home games on the trot. Firstly, FC Basel come to Old Trafford this Tuesday for our first group game in this season’s UEFA Champions’ League, then we are at home to Everton in the Premier League on Sunday 17th September, and then on Wednesday 20th September, we welcome Burton Albion in the 3rd round of the League Cup, now the Carabao Cup, sponsored by some energy drink, but that cup’s had more sponsors than you can shake a stick at.

Oh, and I was able to have another Belgian chocolate seashell, as Romelu Lukaku was one of our goalscorers at Stoke, the other being Marcus Rashford.

Right, that’s the footy updated, back to books, lol!

So, what about some of those I didn’t bring home on Wednesday, but were still put on the table for Anne and Anna to look at? One was Midnight Sun, by Trish Cook. I think it’s on a similar premise to Everything Everything, by Nicola Yoon, in that the protagonist is a girl with a medical condition which means she’s unable to leave the house, although in this case, the condition is probably one of those photosensitive ones, as she can’t go out in daylight. Perhaps I should have bought Midnight Sun so I could read both books and compare? That might be a future blog post actually, or at least part of one!

The Good People, by Hannah Kent, was one of the other books I picked up, and I must say what a gorgeous cover it has! Regular readers of my blog will know that Hannah is the author of the brilliant novel Burial Rites, and that when that book was first published in hardback, back in 2013, she came to our book club, read from her book, signed copies for us, and explained how she came to be writing historical fiction set in Iceland – she’s an Aussie, but went on an exchange programme to live in Iceland and while she was there, she found out about the last woman to be executed in Iceland, and it piqued her interest. Burial Rites is based on that case and how things may have been for the woman, and for the family she was placed with prior to her execution. The Good People is set in Ireland, though, not Iceland.

The other book I placed on the table was The Hidden Life of Trees, by Peter Wohlleben, well that’s the other book I remember picking up. Not sure if I picked any others, but I put a good few on the table before putting some back after the meeting.

can't buy happiness can buy books

Buying books certainly makes me happy!

Buying them for ridiculously cheap prices makes me even happier, and on the occasions where I have acquired books for free, my joy is uncontainable, lol!

Anyway, that’s nearly about all for now, I have to sort out this latest OC Overhaul, plus do a bit of reading, and work out when I’m going to fit in Fathomless Riches, by the Revd Richard Coles. Perhaps, on my new OC List, there should always be a biography or autobiography – I have got plenty to be reading, so it might be an idea! Plus, my mum also wants to read it after me, so it should be one I read soon, along with Not Dead Yet, by Phil Collins, as my friend Sarah lent that one to me in the summer when we went to see the Pet Shop Boys in Blackpool. And with that information, I shall get this finished off and published so you can have a shufty while I get ready for work in the morning… Until the next time, take care and Happy Reading!

Joanne x x x

Books mentioned in this blog entry…

  • The Angry Chef – Anthony Warner
  • This is Going to Hurt – Adam Kay
  • Blitzed – Norman Ohler
  • On Writing – Stephen King
  • Noah Can’t Even – Simon James Green
  • If I Stay – Gayle Forman
  • Where She Went – Gayle Forman
  • Midnight Sun – Trish Cook
  • Everything Everything – Nicola Yoon
  • The Good People – Hannah Kent
  • Burial Rites – Hannah Kent
  • The Hidden Life of Trees – Peter Wohlleben
  • Fathomless Riches – The Revd Richard Coles
  • Not Dead Yet – Phil Collins

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The Farce Is Strong With This Bus!

Stationery at work

My stationery “welcome pack”

Good evening, fellow Bookworms!

Long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there was a number 2 bus! Well, it must have been in a galaxy far far away, as it sure as hell wasn’t turning up anywhere near my place of work when I needed to get home this evening! I ended up getting a lift home after my first day in my new job, and I hope the bus problem was a one-off and that I will be able to get a bus home in decent time on most occasions, especially when United have evening home matches, as they will do next week and the week after…

As Yoda might put it with regards to this bus…

Come it did not.

Off I am pissed.

Yes, mmmm….

Despite the bus problems, I had a good first day as an admin officer in my new job, and I was given that stationery pack as part of the welcome! I had actually brought a notebook, best to be prepared and all that, but I didn’t need it, as they provided me with two, one A4 and one A5, plus a pen and a pack of highlighters! Epic Win! The Force was strong with the stationery, if not the public transport, lol!

Anyway, book club looming on the horizon, two days to go – actually, at this time on Wednesday, I’ll have been to book club and got the next book, whatever it is we end up deciding upon for our October meeting, and I’ll probably be in town having something to eat, but for now, we’re still on The Angry Chef, although I am nearing the end, and managed to get a bit of reading done at lunchtime, taking the percentage up to 81%. I feel I can get this finished in time for the meeting. I just hope that more than two of us turn up this time! I want a decent discussion about this one, which is what I didn’t get about The Secret Diary of Hendrik Groen, 83 1/4 Years Old.

Please let there be more than two of us this time! Even if it means we end up with something which isn’t my cup of tea on the reading front! I just don’t want it to be two of us again, especially not like last time! I really don’t want someone latching on to me, especially when I find it hard to hear what that person’s saying due to quiet volume and an accent.

Anyway, other book matters now… After this Saturday, when my lads are away to Stoke, we will have 3 home games on the trot, two of them midweek games, one in Europe and one in the League Cup. Due to the traffic situation in Trafford Park, which I have mentioned in previous blogs as being an arseache, I took a book with me to the home matches against West Ham United and Leicester City last month. Thing is, two games will be at night, and even though the Everton game is in the afternoon, we are now into the autumn and it will be getting darker earlier, so I think I might have to take my Kindle and read e-books as my match day reading, particularly when we’re stuck in traffic for ages coming home from Old Trafford after the match!

With that in mind, looks like I might get into regular use of my Kindle throughout the autumn and winter. I’ve certainly got plenty of reading matter to choose from. There are some books which are just samples, but there are plenty of full books which I have downloaded over the years since I got my Kindle towards the tail end of 2011. If you wish to read about THAT saga, check out my archives from 2011, particularly from the summer onwards until the Kindle finally arrived, which was in the November as I recall! People who’ve followed my blogs for some years might already recall that ongoing saga, but newer followers may be unfamiliar with the story which started that summer when I was working in Chorlton and found a free book when I was having lunch at Barbakan Deli…

The book was How To Leave Twitter, by Grace Dent. Anyway, you can check out my old blog entries and read it for yourselves, so I won’t give any more spoilers!

So, anyway, if I am going to be doing some more e-reading, perhaps I should incorporate that into the Ongoing Concerns? I can keep track of e-books just as I can keep track of physical books, although maybe just the percentage read for an e-book rather than also giving the page numbers which I sometimes do for my paperbacks or hardbacks. At the moment, there are 7 books, 6 books and a book club wild card, so to speak. I should look to narrowing things down a bit more, really. Maybe one fiction, one non-fiction, one YA, one e-book (any category), the latest book club book, and perhaps one more?

By the way, your Chief Bookworm is now enjoying a G&T. Relieving bus-related stress from earlier today, so to speak!

So, back to the e-books now, and what the hell have I actually GOT on my Kindle?! A damn good question! Perhaps Dorothy Must Die, by Danielle Paige – I got that as a freebie some time ago, I think, possibly a Kindle daily deal or something. There’s plenty of other things on there, some recent, some which I’ve had on for ages and not read, lol! An electronic TBR List to go along with my physical TBR List Just like my physical books, it’s a very random collection of reading material, a mixture of fiction and non-fiction alike, and stuff for children, adults and young adults.

* England 2 Slovakia 1. Marcus Rashford puts England ahead. Not that I’m biased, lol, but a United player gives the national team the lead… Stick that on your needles and knit it, ABU knobheads! *

Anyway, sorry, where were we before young Mr Rashford’s goal?! Discussing the total randomness of books on my Kindle, which shouldn’t really be a surprise as it mirrors the total randomness of physical books in my possession anyway! Unread, partially-read and fully-read, fiction and non-fiction, books for young and old… whichever format they’re in, that’s what I’ve got! A couple of my recent downloads include The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet, by Becky Chambers, and Caraval, by Stephanie Garber.

Wonder if there’s any free books around? Classics are often free as e-books because they’re so damn old now that they’re out of copyright. Yep, there’s a few classics floating around as free e-books! So I am going to see what I can get, and I shall leave things there for now. England have won 2-1, the full time whistle has just gone, so until next time, take care and Happy Reading!

Joanne x x x

Books mentioned in this blog entry…

  • The Angry Chef – Anthony Warner
  • The Secret Diary of Hendrik Groen, 83 1/4 Years Old – Hendrik Groen
  • How To Leave Twitter – Grace Dent
  • Dorothy Must Die – Danielle Paige
  • The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet – Becky Chambers
  • Caraval – Stephanie Garber

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August Review

Life without books

Hello again, fellow Bookworms!

You can thank Liz Craig for the above photo – she sent it to me in FB Messenger, and it seemed right for this blog! 1st September is here, which for Potterheads means it’s that epilogue at the end of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, 19 years on… Albus Severus Potter is on platform 9 3/4 ready to head to Hogwarts…

Anyway, we’re ready to head to the review of all things bookish that went on chez moi during August 2017, and it’s been a pretty busy month, and a successful month on a lot of fronts. Let’s start with finished books from last month, and two of them came off the Ongoing Concerns list after having spent quite some time on there. Me and Earl and the Dying Girl, by Jesse Andrews, was finished in August, as was Periodic Tales, by Hugh Aldersey-Williams. As I read one of my niece’s books on Wednesday when we had the day trip to St Anne’s on Sea, Oi Dog! by Kes and Claire Gray and Jim Field completes the trio of books finished in August.

The Angry Chef was chosen by Anne and I at book club as we were the only two there last month – I do hope we’re going to have a better turnout this coming Wednesday! I am 53% of the way through this book, so I hope to get more finished over the weekend. Has to be said, though, that I am busy, especially with the events which unfolded since the end of July, events which mean I’m starting work on Monday!

I’d been booked onto a jobs fair in Swinton, which I attended on the last Friday in July. At this event, a lady from the local council spoke to me and asked me for 2 copies of my CV (for my transatlantic followers, I believe you call it a resumé in the States) as she said there may be some openings coming up… The following week as we head into August, I get a phone call from a lady called Gail, inviting me for an interview on Monday 7th August at Unity House, which is part of the civic centre complex in Swinton.

So I go to this interview on the Monday morning, and am interviewed by Gail, who was due to retire, and Michelle who was succeeding Gail, and that lasted around 20 minutes, and then I headed on my way to Salford for a couple of appointments, with a fairly decent feeling that “things went about as well as they could have done, although you can never be sure with interviews…”

Anyway, I’ve got time to get my lunch before my appointments, and I’m sat in KFC on Salford Precinct’s car park, having had my food, and I get a phone call, and it’s Gail calling me back to offer me the job! Chuffed to bits, to say the least! So, this month has been a bit busy with all that! I’ve had to provide references, then provide an alternative reference because one of the people I’d named was on sick leave and they needed someone else pretty quick as they were keen to get me started as soon as possible. I have also had to email scans of my passport and a bank statement for proof of ID and address, and complete and return medical forms, so there’s been a fair bit to do for me, and for them, before they could get me started. They needed to get me a staff pass, get me put on their computer systems, and that sort of stuff, plus check the things I had sent to them and make sure they were OK. However, this Tuesday just gone, I got my start date, and thus I will be back in work this coming Monday.

So, that’s work, and then there’s been the start of the new football season! 2017-18 is under way, and United’s Premier League campaign has started with us ending August top of the league with the only 100% record in the top flight! This is unusual. Normally, after only 3 matches, you’d expect about 3 or 4 clubs to have maximum points, 9 out of 9, but everyone else has dropped at least two points already, and we’re the only ones with the full 9 points. We’ve also kept 3 clean sheets, winning 4-0, 4-0 and 2-0, so you couldn’t really ask for a much better start, except to ask for better linesmen than one of the numpties we had for the Leicester match who wrongly ruled Juan Mata offside in the first half! I know I always say our players are never offside, but Juan definitely wasn’t!

The transfer window has now closed, that shut at 11pm last night, and doesn’t re-open until January, but we didn’t need to do anything on the last minute. We’d got our players, three new ones plus the re-signing of Zlatan Ibrahimović who will resume action when he’s fit again after his knee injury from last season. Still trying to decide who I want on my next United shirt, but I won’t be getting that just yet, I’ll be waiting until I’ve had at least one payday in this new job, so it might not be until October before I have to make that tricky decision, which still looks like being between Mata, Matić and Mkhitaryan at the moment! Have to say, though, that Pogba’s had a great start to this campaign so far. The signing of Matić has helped, as he is a defensive midfielder, so his job has freed up Agent Pogba to venture further forward and add to our attacking line-up. The performances have been much more like the United of old, not the tedious crap from a lot of home games last season!

Anyway, books… back to the OC List… As I have said, The Angry Chef is top of the list, with 53% read thus far, so I have read at least half of it, and am really enjoying it. Due to being busy, I might not finish it in time for book club, but I certainly want to finish it. With two books having come off the OC list last month, Manchester England, by Dave Haslam, has been put on the list for the purposes of resuming this book which I started years ago. There was also a vacancy for a YA novel, and Dead Ends, by Erin Lange, filled that position.

Went a bit mad yesterday, actually. Unlike the footy, there are no deadlines for books unless they are library books, lol, but I thought I’d have my own “transfer activity” on transfer deadline day, seeing as United wouldn’t be farting around on the last minute, lmao, and I had a bit of a clear-out come book replacement session, giving two batches of books away, one to a cafe in Eccles, and the other to a charity shop in Swinton. The piles of books you can see in the photos are those I gave away. The latte in the first photo is a giveaway that those books went to the cafe. So, I cleared out 21 books in total. However, I did acquire quite a lot of replacements, and ended the day with 15 “new” items of reading matter, 11 from Eccles, 4 from Swinton. I say new in speech marks as many of them were second-hand apart from a couple of the books in Swinton, but they’re all new to my considerable collection!

Books acquired 31st August 2017

These are the books I ended up bringing home. August has been a mad month for books, though, as this batch of 15 just adds to the book buying I did last month. There have been a lot of purchases! A lot of them are charity shop books, though, so it’s not like I’m paying full RRP on that many of them. Occasionally there have been some freebies, plus the odd one or two ridiculously cheap ones, such as The Knife of Never Letting Go, by Patrick Ness, one of the 15 from yesterday, which set me back all of 20p! Mind you, even that is “pricey” compared to The Chrysalids, by John Wyndham, which was a mere 10p! The freebies were the two by Erica James, The Dandelion Years, and Summer at the Lake, plus Summer Loving, by Allie Spencer.

The two Erica James books were from the Malaga Drift cafe, but I had given them ten of my books, so I don’t think it’s unreasonable that I left the cafe with two books from their bookshelf. The other freebie was from the Charities 2gether in Salford shop in Eccles precinct, as they’d not managed to sell it and it had been on the shelf for ages, so I think the bloke was happy to see anyone take an interest in it!

Amongst the many books acquired this month, there have been a few which I’d been keen to get for some time. Brilliant Orange, by David Winner, about the Dutch national football team was one of those books, plus The Readers of Broken Wheel Recommend, by Katarina Bivald, and 13 Little Blue Envelopes, by Maureen Johnson. Nice when you can get your mitts on a book you’ve had your eye on for a while, isn’t it?! Anyway, that about brings us to the end of this review for August! I am not listing all those books in the photos, not in this blog, it would take forever – you’ll just have to look at the photos. If you want to know what any of them are, just ask!

Until the next blog, take care and Happy Reading!

Joanne x x x

Books mentioned in this blog entry…

  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – J. K. Rowling
  • Me and Earl and the Dying Girl – Jesse Andrews
  • Periodic Tales – Hugh Aldersey-Williams
  • Oi Dog! – Kes & Claire Gray and Jim Field
  • The Angry Chef – Anthony Warner
  • Manchester, England – Dave Haslam
  • Dead Ends – Erin Lange
  • The Knife of Never Letting Go – Patrick Ness
  • The Chrysalids – John Wyndham
  • The Dandelion Years – Erica James
  • Summer At the Lake – Erica James
  • Summer Loving – Allie Spencer
  • Brilliant Orange – David Winner
  • The Readers of Broken Wheel Recommend – Katarina Bivald
  • 13 Little Blue Envelopes – Maureen Johnson

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From St Anne’s With Books

Books bought in St Anne's 30th August 2017

My stash from St Anne’s on Sea

Hello again, fellow Bookworms!

August nearly over, soon be time for the monthly review, soon be time for book club once again – that’s on 6th September so a week to go, and the good news is that The Angry Chef now tops the OC List! I am just over halfway through this important book, 53% read, and really loving it! You know how I am about books, or you probably should do if you’ve read my blogs for long enough… You know I am loathed to say anything is a “must read” – I don’t attach compulsion to books, as a rule, as I think people should read whatever books they enjoy as long as they are reading books and keep doing so!

However, I would like to attach a “Strongly Recommended” to The Angry Chef, as I really do think a hell of a lot of people need to read this book! Especially those who might otherwise fall prey to internet quackery regarding diets and weight loss! I don’t fall for ANY of that crap, I’m probably one of the most cynical old gits on the planet and I think if anything sounds too good to be true, that’s because it is!

It may seem like a long slog, especially for impatient people, but if anyone really does want or need to shift some weight and then keep it off, the best bet is to join either Weight Watchers or Slimming World. Both focus on gradual loss over a period of time, don’t insist on you cutting anything out of your diet, but focus on portion control, minimising intake of saturated fats, and burning at least some of it off! There are no quick fixes – it’s a hare and tortoise situation when it comes to weight loss, or it is if you want to maintain that new lower weight! I did Weight Watchers back in the early noughties, so I have some experience of successful loss in the past.

Don’t waste your time or money on internet fads! They might get a quick result to start with, but then leave you dissatisfied and then you put the weight back on because whichever internet fad the unsuspecting dieter has fallen for has instructed them to cut out several things they really enjoy eating, and probably several things they actually could do with retaining in their diet for the purposes of energy… So after the initial loss, as Anthony Warner explains in his book, the dieter stops seeing such good results, and also probably feels ridiculously hungry and tired because they’re not eating enough… so then they resort to comfort eating and the pounds go back on! Better to spend pounds on this book, £12.99 RRP, than to waste plenty more on various fads and gimmicks and end up hungry, tired, miserable, and with a garage full of white elephants such as some mini blender or juicer used once or twice and then left to gather dust!

Chief Bookworm’s Food & Drink Advice… Some of this is a bit obvious, other bits not so, but this is 44 years’ worth of life, and of stuffing my face with food, lol!

DO NOT drink alcohol if  you’re on antibiotics! By the way, those ONLY work for infections! They do NOT work for viruses, so if you have a cold or the flu, stick to the Beechams Flu Plus or Night Nurse capsules, or whatever, but don’t go pestering your GP for antibiotics ’cause they won’t work and they will cause your body to resist them when you actually DO need them! (Other cold & flu capsules are available, lol!)

NEVER drive or operate heavy machinery under the influence of alcohol, or any other mind-altering substances for that matter!

There is NO need to cut anything out of your diet unless your body actually rejects it, or you simply dislike the taste of it!

If you simply dislike the taste of something, DO NOT claim to be allergic to it! Just be honest that you don’t like the taste! Allergies should NOT be treated as trendy! Those who genuinely DO suffer from food intolerances have a difficult enough time as it is! I know someone who is genuinely allergic to fish and seafood, which, if she eats it by accident, causes severe stomach cramping and vomiting. I am pretty sure she wishes she could eat it without being ill, but she can’t. It is no fun having anything wrong with you, and that includes allergies, so if a food doesn’t make you ill, just tell the truth – you don’t like it. I like a broad range of food, but there are still one or two things I don’t like!

While we’re on the subject, DO accept it when someone else tells you they don’t like a certain food! DO NOT try to force them to try it! And, yes, that includes children! Our taste buds change over the years. When we’re young, there may be many things we don’t like, but we might like them when we’re older. Gently encourage kids to try a small bite every now and then to see if they do like it, but don’t make a big song and dance about it if they don’t! When I was a kid, even as old as 11, I didn’t want anything on a burger! I just wanted a burger in a bun and that was it. NO dressing, no relish… nothing! I was about 14 when my tastes changed and I started liking Big Macs and other burgers like that!

Reuben feeding Mum at St Anne's August 2017

Feeding time! Reuben feeds my mum…

Right, anyway, back to books, and as I mentioned under the photo, I’d been to St Anne’s on Sea earlier, with my mum, sister, niece and nephew, and books were acquired! I also had the pleasure of reading one of Charlotte’s books, which she had brought with her for me to read! The book in question was Oi Dog! by Kes and Claire Gray and Jim Field, and it is the sequel to Oi Frog! which I have also read!

My own purchases were a couple from WH Smith’s and a couple from one of the many charity shops in St Anne’s – Pop Co, by Scarlett Thomas, and a quick read, Geek Girl: Geek Drama, by Holly Smale. My purchases from WH Smith’s were Letters To the Lost, by Brigid Kemmerer, and To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before, by Jenny Han. I’ve acquired quite a lot of books during the course of August, amazing I still can keep partial track of them! Sadly, I did end up with a duplicate the other day, because I forgot that I already had Reaper Man, by Sir Terry Pratchett! I really must find my Discworld list or make a new one to have with me so that I know which ones I already own!

Other recent acquisitions include Blitzed, by Norman Ohler, which is about drugs in Nazi Germany – spoiler alert here, sorry, but essentially Hitler and co were all high as kites! Stoned out of their minds on what we now know as crystal meth! The Three Musketeers, by Alexandre Dumas, was a recent purchase, as was the paperback Ravenclaw edition of Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone – the first in the series has been re-issued in house editions (in hardback and paperback) to celebrate the fact that 2017 marks 20 years since the first Harry Potter novel was published, way back in 1997!

This does mean that Philosopher’s Stone will be on my List Challenges list twice, but when I publish it at the end of 2017, you can check off the ordinary version if you have that, and if you have ANY of the four house-coloured editions, you can check off the blue-covered Ravenclaw edition I’ve put on the list. I’ve been sorted on Pottermore, and I’m in Ravenclaw, so I have put my house’s edition on there, but feel free to tick it off even if you’re in Gryffindor, Hufflepuff or Slytherin! If so, you’re clearly a fellow Potterhead, and that’s fine by me!

Anyway, that’s about enough waffle for now! Transfer Deadline Day is now upon us as I type – we’re into the early hours of 31st August now, even though I started this on the 30th! I do a lot of late night blogging, lol! I don’t think we’ll be signing anyone. We’ve already got Victor Lindelof, Nemanja Matić, Romelu Lukaku, and we have re-signed Zlatan Ibrahimović who will return when he is fit again after his injury, so if we do sign anyone on deadline day, I will be surprised! I am also surprised that, after only 3 games, we are the only side to maintain a 100% win record! Usually there are still 3 or 4 clubs who’ve won all their games after 3 matches, but no, United are the only side with 9 points out of 9 thus far!

I shall be back fairly soon, as it’ll be time for the August Review shortly, lol, so until then, take care and Happy Reading!

Joanne x x x

Books mentioned in this blog entry…

  • The Angry Chef – Anthony Warner
  • Oi Dog! – Kes & Claire Gray and Jim Field
  • Oi Frog! Kes Gray and Jim Field
  • Pop Co – Scarlett Thomas
  • Geek Girl: Geek Drama – Holly Smale
  • Letters To the Lost – Brigid Kemmerer
  • To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before – Jenny Han
  • Reaper Man – Sir Terry Pratchett
  • Blitzed – Norman Ohler
  • The Three Musketeers – Alexandre Dumas
  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (Ravenclaw pbk) – J. K. Rowling

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OCs, Match Day Books, and Recent Charity Shop Bargains…

Periodic Tales finished

Elementary, my dear Bookworms! Periodic Tales finished at last!

Hello again, fellow Bookworms!

Book number 36 finished off for 2017, Periodic Tales finally came off the Ongoing Concerns list in the early hours! As I’ve said before, I HAVE enjoyed this book. The reason it has taken some time to read it is because it’s not one of those books you can read quickly. I’m not a scientist, my dad was the chemist in our family, not me, so to take in all the information Hugh Aldersey-Williams was providing in his book meant reading it slowly.

I’ve also got other books on the go, including The Angry Chef, which is a priority as it is the current book club read, and I’ve also been preoccupied with awaiting further developments regarding my forthcoming job. I was actually contacted yesterday, and received the medical forms and suchlike via email, so I have completed and returned those to HR. Hopefully, I WILL be getting a start date very soon!

Dental pain has been another issue. I am currently awaiting an x-ray and then an extraction, but still have to put up with this stupid tooth for the time being, and getting through painkillers. Some times it’s fine, other times it’s really giving me grief, and I just want it taken out of my mouth as soon as possible. It has also affected my reading. Not only in preventing me from focusing on a book if it is hurting, but also because it has sometimes caused disruption to my sleep, and then I am tired later and not really wanting to read.

Mata retro United shirt

The Special Juan – Mr Mata modelling a retro United shirt from 1982…

Seeing as I’ve featured a very important Mata wearing a retro United shirt, there’s another match coming up this weekend, as my lads are at home to Leicester City on Saturday evening. As with the West Ham match, I shall be taking a book with me for the car journeys to and from Old Trafford. Quite likely to be The Angry Chef again, although who knows? Having now finished Periodic Tales, I have added Manchester England, by Dave Haslam, to the OC List, one non-fiction book replacing another. I am on for page 54 of 311, so 17% of that book has already been read and it joins the list in the middle of the pile. I will be using my Manchester bees cross-stitched bookmark in that one, as I also mentioned in previous blogs earlier this year.

Going back to the Special Juan for a moment – that shirt is actually older than Mr Mata! The home shirt he is wearing dates back to 1982 when we first had sponsors on our shirts. Juan wasn’t born until April 1988! I had just turned 15 when he came into the world! As I have mentioned previously, he is one of the players in contention for having his name and number on the back of my next United shirt when I get around to buying it. I still think it’s going to be between Mata 8, Matić 31 and Mkhitaryan 22. A Spaniard, a Serb or an Armenian. Waiting until after the summer transfer window closes, and I start my job, anyway…

New OC List 23rd August 2017

The OC List as it stands now…

Neither Here Nor There, by Bill Bryson, is now top of the list, but as it’s 50% read, I’ve got a way to go with all my current OCs. Going to have to have a good look at the current OCs and sort out some kind of reading strategy. The Angry Chef is the main priority as a book club book, but I need to get on with all of them, really.

Not that that has stopped me acquiring other books, been going a bit mad in the local charity shops of late, lol! We have so many round here, and thus there are plenty of bargain books to be found, including 13 Little Blue Envelopes, by Maureen Johnson, for a mere 49p, and Brilliant Orange, the neurotic genius of Dutch football, by David Winner, a book I’d had my eyes on for some time, which I got in a 3 for £1 deal at the Scope shop in Eccles. The Maureen Johnson book was in a shop in Salford Precinct, and is a YA novel which had caught my eye in recent times.

Do Not Pass Go, by Tim Moore, only set me back a quid. You may recall that I read Nul Points, by the same author, earlier this year, to tie in with the Eurovision Song Contest back in May, as it was a book about the acts which had failed to win a single vote at the ESC over the years. In Do Not Pass Go, Moore is in London, visiting all the locations on the Monopoly board, which sounds like a great idea for a book! I’m hoping it will be as good a read as it sounds!

As I have mentioned, on many occasions, I have a thing for books about books, so you won’t be surprised that one of my recent charity shop bargains was Dewey, by Vicki Myron, the true tale of how an abandoned kitten became adopted by the library of a small town in the USA.

Another recent purchase – yes, there have been a LOT of those, as I said, I’ve been going a bit mad in charity shops in recent times picking up any books which seemed like a good idea at the time, lol, and thus a copy of Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? by Mindy Kaling ended up coming home with me in recent weeks! Not that it had a long journey home, it was from one of the charity shops on Monton Road, as I recall, so I probably popped in while I was on my way home. From the chemist’s, I expect, after picking up my painkillers for my stupid dental pain…

The Music Shop, by Rachel Joyce, and Goodbye To Berlin, by Christopher Isherwood, were picked up at the Oxfam shop in town last week, the former of those a hardback and set in a record shop in the 80s, thus it sounded like my cup of tea, and the latter is the book which formed the basis of the musical Cabaret, starring Liza Minelli. This next one isn’t technically a charity shop book, as it was from W H Smith, but they were having Blind Date With a Book in aid of three charities, and thus my acquisition of The Readers of Broken Wheel Recommend, by Katarina Bivald,  has helped Cancer Research, Mind (the UK mental health charity) and, if I recall rightly, the Literacy Trust. Once again, folks, books about books…

Anyone who wants more photos of books and bits of waffle to tide you over between blog entries should get on Instagram if you haven’t already done so. I am on there, have been for five and a bit years now, since early 2012, posting as joannedj1973 and a lot of my posts, especially in recent times, are #bookstagram posts. Feel free to check out my posts – lots of piles of books, lol!

Just looking at my unpublished lists on List Challenges… There are quite a few of these lists, especially ones which are ongoing throughout the year and can’t really be published until New Year’s Eve at the earliest, or in the first day or so of 2018. For example, the list of books I have finished in 2017, and the list which goes along with this blog… the seriously massive list of every book which gets a mention on this blog during the course of the year! It doesn’t matter if I don’t even own a copy of it, let alone if I’ve read it or not… loads of books get mentioned and if they do, they go on a huge list on List Challenges. Joanne’s Bookshelf Blogs – Books Mentioned 2017. Come 31st December, or early in January 2018, I will publish this list so anyone can then see what I’ve mentioned during the course of 2017 and how many of those books they have read!

At the moment, the list stands at 464 books! So, yeah, it’s gonna be a long one, lol! At 40 books per page when a list is published, there will be at least 12 pages worth of books and that’s just at the current state of affairs as of 23rd August! It could well be even longer by the time we get around to Christmas and it’s nearly time to publish the damn thing!

There’s all sorts of stuff on that list… General fiction, young adult, children’s books, fantasy, science fiction, historical fiction, and there’s all the non-fiction stuff I’ve mentioned… music, history, travel, football, other sports, autobiographies, languages, tea, coffee, and all sorts of other mad crap! It’s simply a review of all the books mentioned on here, so you’ll see four or five hundred covers representing the books I have mentioned in these blogs during 2017. If you can’t wait for this one to be published, there are some previous ones knocking around on List Challenges. Shorter lists featuring books I’ve mentioned in previous years’ blogs.

Well, I think that’s about it for now, so I shall get this published so you can read my utter waffle and wonder if the charity shops of Monton, Eccles, Salford and Manchester actually have any books left in them, lol! They do, by the way! I haven’t bought up ALL their supplies, however many charity shop bargains I appear to mention on here! Until the next time I blog, take care and Happy Reading!

Joanne x x x

Books mentioned in this blog entry…

  • Periodic Tales – Hugh Aldersey-Williams
  • The Angry Chef – Anthony Warner
  • Manchester, England – Dave Haslam
  • Neither Here Nor There – Bill Bryson
  • 13 Little Blue Envelopes – Maureen Johnson
  • Brilliant Orange – David Winner
  • Do Not Pass Go – Tim Moore
  • Nul Points – Tim Moore
  • Dewey – Vicki Myron
  • Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? – Mindy Kaling
  • The Music Shop – Rachel Joyce
  • Goodbye To Berlin – Christopher Isherwood
  • The Readers of Broken Wheel Recommend – Katarina Bivald

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