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The Mutt’s Nuts, Winter Sports and Snake Day…

Penguin orange book spines

Hello again, fellow Bookworms!

We start with some good news, although it does mean asking work if I can have that half day off back again! As you recall, we ended January hearing the sad news that Paul Young’s wife had passed away after a battle with cancer. Understandably, at that time, Paul put his tour on hold and postponed his February gigs, including the one I was due to see, two weeks from now, at the Preston Guild Hall, on 15th February.

However, thanks to my friend Sarah, who shared the Facebook post from the Guild Hall, I was on the bus home from work this evening when I noticed the news that the gig is now back on, and on the original date. So, I WILL be going to see Paul Young in two weeks’ time, and thus I will be returning her copy of Not Dead Yet, by Phil Collins, on that day as well, as originally planned!

The less said about the footy last night, the better, except to say that the word “shite” immediately springs to mind. That is, of course, a technical term, as you probably know by now, lol!

Anyway, the reason that “the mutt’s nuts” is part of the title of this blog should become clear soon. The day after I go to see Paul Young, thus Friday 16th February, is Chinese New Year, and we will be letting in the Year of the Dog this year! Woof! Therefore, so as not to be barking up the wrong tree, I thought we might have a canine-themed book blog to celebrate! This is advanced warning of the Dog Blog, so to speak! Book recommendations on the dog theme are most welcome! I do have a couple of books in mind to mention, one which I read a few years ago, and loved, and one which is on my infamous TBR pile along with countless others, but if any of you, my followers, wish to recommend books featuring significant four-legged furry friends of the canine variety, it would be much appreciated!

The Winter Olympics are coming up even sooner, actually – Friday 9th February marks the opening ceremony of the 2018 Olympic Winter Games in Pyeongchang, South Korea, so perhaps, if we can think of enough books, we could do a blog on the theme of snow and ice, and perhaps winter sports if we find sufficient reading matter, fiction or non-fiction. I wonder if “Cool Runnings” is going to be on telly again?! Actually, this year is 30 years since that Winter Olympics, in Calgary, Canada, which inspired the film! It was at the 1988 Winter Games that the Jamaican bobsleigh team made their legendary debut, although there was some artistic licence in the film at times. Love that film! The late great John Candy was brilliant as the team’s coach.

It was also the same Olympics where Eddie “The Eagle” Edwards competed for Great Britain in the ski jumping! No-one else from the UK has ever attempted it since, so Eddie still holds the national record for the sport. He may not have flown very far compared to the other jumpers, but he didn’t fall on his arse or anything. He landed well. He just didn’t cover much distance, really. But until anybugger else is brave enough to try, people should really stop being so harsh about his efforts in 1988! Yes, he was daft, lol, and the “eagle” didn’t fly very far, but he was still pretty damn brave!

Perhaps we should talk about books now? Might be a good idea, lol, as we’ve only mentioned Not Dead Yet so far. I’ve mentioned rather a lot during the course of January, and 73 different books ended up on the List Challenges list! Not all blogs mention the same amount of books, though. Sometimes lists can be short, they’re not all long lists at the end of my blogs, and there have been times when only two or three books have been mentioned. I am deliberately avoiding mention of dog-related books as I want to save those for the Chinese New Year special, so maybe this particular entry might not mention many books. Please don’t be too disappointed!

Well, good progress has been made this lunchtime with The War of the Worlds, and although I’ve read a bit further on since, I’ve not yet calculated the updated percentage. It was at 20% by the time I’d finished my lunch and returned to the office for the afternoon, though, so if I can get it to the 25% stage or better this evening, I will be very chuffed. Russian Winters is currently at 25%, but I need to get on with Hawksmoor, really, as that’s been stuck on 10% for a week or so and I want to get that up to at least 20-30% – the science-fiction and autobiography do seem quicker reads. Not that Hawksmoor isn’t worth it, but I’m finding I take more time over it.

I aim to get all three up to a pretty good percentage before my book club meeting, when another book will have to be started! I aim to finish at least a couple this month – I’d like Russian Winters and The War of the Worlds added to my Goodreads Challenge in February. Possibly others, but certainly those two. There may also be some books resumed, but we shall see. I did talk about putting Neither Here Nor There, by Bill Bryson, back on the list, and that one was at 50% when it came to a bit of a halt last year.

Apparently, it’s National Serpent Day today! You learn something new every day! I guess any of you who have been sorted into Slytherin on Pottermore might wish to celebrate! Perhaps I should have worn the Slytherin socks from my set of Hogwarts house socks, instead of the Gryffindor ones? I would if I’d known, lol! I am a Ravenclaw, though, as that’s what the Sorting Hat determined for me on Pottermore! Any of the Harry Potter series would probably do if we’re mentioning snakes, and I shall list the whole series of 7 on List Challenges now, but the first two are probably the most serpent-related books, as Harry speaks to the snake at the zoo in Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, and then there’s the Basilisk in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets!

Need to go to town tomorrow after work – that time again to get my bus and tram pass loaded up for another month, so I shall be heading to Fopp after I’ve sorted the public transport bit out. Fopp, in town, is across from the blood donor centre (which reminds me that I need to book an appointment to see the vampires pretty soon – I’m overdue, really, but with all that lurgy, I’ve had to wait until I am well again) and is open until 6:30 so I can make it from the GMPTE travel shop in Piccadilly Gardens over to Fopp and see what books they have on offer… I was going to look at their science-fiction ones as they have quite a selection of those, and I seem to be in the mood to attempt that genre of late, what with the H.G. Wells novels… I was thinking they might have some of Ursula K Le Guin‘s books in the SF Masterworks range, perhaps The Left Hand of Darkness. We shall see…

I have some Isaac Asimov books here by Computer Corner, actually, including I, Robot, but I am not sure where my Philip K. Dick has got to – Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? had been around here, too, but doesn’t seem to be at the moment. Perhaps I put it in the book chest last year when I swapped some books around, or it could simply be elsewhere in my room. Anyway, that’s probably it for now, so until next time, take care and Happy Reading!

Joanne x x x

Books mentioned in this blog entry…

  • Not Dead Yet – Phil Collins
  • The War of the Worlds – H. G. Wells
  • Russian Winters – Andrei Kanchelskis
  • Hawksmoor – Peter Ackroyd
  • Neither Here Nor There – Bill Bryson
  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone – J. K. Rowling
  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets – J. K. Rowling
  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban – J. K. Rowling
  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire – J. K. Rowling
  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix – J. K. Rowling
  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince – J. K. Rowling
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – J. K. Rowling
  • The Left Hand of Darkness – Ursula K. Le Guin
  • I, Robot – Isaac Asimov
  • Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? – Philip K. Dick
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Brock’s Posterior Strikes Again!

Natural Born Bookworm!

Hello again, fellow Bookworms!

Not sure how long this is going to take, or how long it will be, but as you can see from the title, I’m under the weather yet again. Badger’s Arse Syndrome strikes again! This time, catarrh and a general achy feeling all over. Came down with a sore throat overnight, too, which put paid to returning to band this morning – would have been back blowing my horn again, but I wasn’t in any fit state to do that, unfortunately. I was fine yesterday, though. Other than the leftover cough from the previous cold, I had been fine at work, and then at the match, as I watched our lads score two late goals to beat Derby County 2-0 at Old Trafford and book our place in the 4th round draw for the FA Cup.

The way their goal was leading a charmed life, though, it was going to take something special to get the ball in the net. The post and crossbar came to Derby’s rescue a few times, along with their goalie being forced into some pretty nifty saves, particularly from free kicks taken by Juan Mata and Paul Pogba. However, once the returning Marouane Fellaini had come on as a sub with about 10 minutes to go, that seemed to be the breakthrough United needed, and Jesse Lingard scored an absolutely belting goal on 84 minutes! He’s scored some right crackers this season! Then, just as they were announcing how much stoppage time would be added on, Romelu Lukaku played a great 1-2 with Anthony Martial and then Rom finished it off to make it 2-0 and pretty much confirm our place in the draw.

So, I was fine last night at the match, and in good voice, but started getting a bit of a sore throat later, when I was back home. On the Strepsils. Good job I have a decent stash of them. Anyway, throat still felt rough this morning, and body felt achy, and my body still feels achy now. Throat feels better, but this catarrh and achy feeling have led to another sense of Badger’s Arse-ness. Getting pretty fed up of this!

I’ve got Book Club on Wednesday, and I am now, roughly, about a third of the way through Hot Milk. Would have liked to have made more progress, but this is what feeling under the weather does to you… you need a lie-down and some zeds, and that reduces potential reading time. I know we’re only on 6th January, but I’ve not finished a book yet. Nothing to show for this year’s Goodreads Challenge. 😦

My original plan for today would have been to go to band, and then to get my bus and tram pass later (I did go into Eccles for that this afternoon, so that bit is sorted) and then perhaps some shopping and a visit to Waterstone’s, either in town or the Trafford Centre, but that was ruled out by me feeling like shite (and, yes, that is a technical term, as you probably know by now, lol!)

We had a bit of author news at the end of 2017, which I forgot to mention, two items of news, one sad, one happy. The first being that thriller writer, Sue Grafton, passed away in late December. She had been writing a series of thrillers for every letter of the alphabet, but as they won’t be having anyone else writing in her name, the alphabet, in this case, will end at Y is for Yesterday. Rest in Peace, Sue.

The other news is that it’s Arise, Sir Michael Morpurgo! The author of War Horse was knighted in the New Year’s Honours List.

Also, at the end of 2017, Duncan Jones decided he was going to launch the David Bowie Book Club in honour of his father, who he described as a “beast of a reader” – indeed, I read something not long after Bowie passed away, which said that he used to take a library of around 300-400 books on tour with him whenever he went on tour! Clearly an epic bookworm, and thus much missed for that as well as for his music, which formed part of the soundtrack to which I grew up in the 70s and 80s. Duncan said the first book would be Hawksmoor, by Peter Ackroyd. I got as far as looking it up on Google the other day, and it does sound quite interesting to me. As I do like a bit of historical fiction, I might check it out. I was going to do so this weekend if I hadn’t woken up feeling like crap today! Damn you, Badger’s Arse!!!

So, what else shall we look at? Perhaps some of those Books That I’ve Had Knocking Around For Bloody Ages And Still Not Read Yet?! Gould’s Book of Fish springs to mind here, lol! I bought this book, by Richard Flanagan, absolutely AGES ago now. I might even have had it at Hawthorn Avenue, I dunno, but I do know that I have had it a bloody long time and still not read it yet! I’ve not had The Versions of Us, by Laura Barnett, for anywhere near as long as that, lol, but that one has also been hanging around for quite some time. It’s right here by Computer Corner. We can’t mention Books That I’ve Had Knocking Around For Bloody Ages without mentioning Memoirs of a Geisha, by Arthur Golden – that’s been hanging around for some years, as has Salmon Fishing In the Yemen, by Paul Torday! The English Passengers, by Matthew Kneale, has also been lingering around for many a year, and I’ve still not got around to reading that one yet!

If I DID have Gould’s Book of Fish when I lived at Hawthorn, I will have had it before October 2006! That’s a bloody long time! I know I did have a clear out and give pretty much half my collection to a charity book stall at work at the time when we were moving house, but that still means quite a lot of books did come with me in the move. I’m pretty sure I must have thought I was going to read it though. I gave away stuff I’d already read or felt I was unlikely to read or to finish. A lot of the books I skimmed at uni went to charity. I had graduated back in 1994, and by 2006, I still hadn’t felt inclined to read them all the way through, lol, so they went to a good cause.

I know The Beach, by Alex Garland, would have been given away, as I had read that one. I enjoyed it very much, but I had read it. I am not really much of a re-reader. It’s not that I dislike the idea, there are plenty of books I have loved to bits, and would happily read again and again, but I tend to want to get on with books I haven’t read yet and discover even more favourites amongst those! I’ve probably not done much re-reading since I was a kid, certainly a teenager, but if any books of mine have been read to bits, it would be the first two Adrian Mole books by the late great Sue Townsend! Both The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13 3/4 and The Growing Pains of Adrian Mole have been sellotaped together countless times!

So, I think that’s about it for now, and you’ve got a fair idea that there are some books I’ve had for absolutely donkey’s years without reading yet. It’s all about the potential for reading, though! Don’t be ashamed of your unread books. The fact that you have them means that you could always get around to reading them some time… they are there, ready and waiting for when you’re in need of them! And, on that thought, I shall finish this off and get it published, and hope that my body is less achy soon! Until next time, take care and Happy Reading!

Joanne x x x

Books mentioned in this blog entry…

  • Hot Milk – Deborah Levy
  • Y is for Yesterday – Sue Grafton
  • War Horse – Sir Michael Morpurgo
  • Hawksmoor – Peter Ackroyd
  • Gould’s Book of Fish – Richard Flanagan
  • The Versions of Us – Laura Barnett
  • Memoirs of a Geisha – Arthur Golden
  • Salmon Fishing in the Yemen – Paul Torday
  • The English Passengers – Matthew Kneale
  • The Beach – Alex Garland
  • The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13 3/4 – Sue Townsend
  • The Growing Pains of Adrian Mole – Sue Townsend

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New Year’s Blog 2018

New Year's Day Book Board 2018

Hello again, Bookworms and Book Dragons,

Happy New Year from Joanne’s Bookshelf! You’ll be pleased to learn that there’ll be none of that new year new me crap from Chief Bookworm! I’ll still be the same sarcastic, cynical, foodie, footy-loving, 80s nut and bookworm that you’ve always known! Not giving up any booze or going vegan or any of that malarkey!

I think, if you are doing one of those things, it would actually be best NOT to tell anyone. Firstly, so that no-one thinks you’re a bore about it, and secondly, I find that if you tell people your plans, they all seem hell-bent on ruining them for you! So, do what you want to do anyway, give up what you’re giving up, but don’t tell people unless you can trust them not to be an arsehole to you! They can’t rain on your parade if you don’t tell them the route!

Anyway, the Goodreads Challenge is in place for 2018, and the List Challenges lists were set up in the wee small hours! 2017’s lists have been published and 2018’s have been created. Obviously, the Joanne’s Bookshelf Blog one is the main one connected with my waffle on here – any books I mention on here during the course of 2018 go on that list and then the list is published at the end of the year. Also, my new Handbag Books list has been created, as has Books Jo Read in 2018, although obviously that’s a blank at the moment until I finish off some reading matter.

I have put a few books in the handbag, though! The current book club book, Hot Milk, by Deborah Levy, is in there, and I have also added The Time Machine, by H. G. Wells, and Mort, by the late great Sir Terry Pratchett, the 4th Discworld novel, to the purple Kipling bag. Those are fairly small and slim. I suppose I could fit Not Dead Yet, by Phil Collins into the handbag, but it’s a hardback, and quite chunky, so that’s staying here. I still intend to get through it in time to give it back to Sarah when she and I go to see Paul Young next month.

Half time at Goodison Park: Everton 0 Manchester United 0. Zzzzzzzzz!

Yawn! Jose has to go. Sick to death of this “bus parking” crap! I think the players are, too! We need a manager who lets the players go forward and attack – that’s the United way! I was hopeful at the start of this season, when we had some nice 4-0 wins, that things were going to be better than last year’s tedious shite (don’t start me on all those 1-1 draws), but in recent times, we have gone back to being shite again, and that’s a technical term! As I can’t really expect Sir Alex to come out of retirement, I feel we need someone else who is Red to his boots to come in and sort things out. Just that change of manager, someone with hunger and desire for the club to be back to winning the league again, would be enough to filter through to the players. They would respond positively to this and give opponents a damn good stuffing, as they are capable of! Yes, defend if you absolutely have to, but otherwise we should be attacking as often as possible!

Anyway, back to the books, and obviously the priorities are the Deborah Levy and Phil Collins books, but what else should I read in 2018? As I’ve mentioned, I’ve put a couple of books in the handbag, fresh ones I’ve not previously started, but I will aim to get some others resumed and finished off this year which I started previously. I started, so I’ll finish, as Magnus Magnusson used to say on Mastermind, lol!

Second half under way at Goodison Park. Come on you Reds! Come on, stick the ball in the net, you know you want to!

Sorry, yes, books…  Thinking of some of the books which remained unfinished last year, I could go back to Neither Here Nor There, by Bill Bryson, and A Quiet Kind of Thunder, by Sara Barnard. I had also said that I would resume Manchester England, by Dave Haslam, but that didn’t happen in 2017.

Sings: All we are saying…. is give us a goal!

I could read Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? by Mindy Kaling. That one sounds quite funny, and not too long. I am back in work tomorrow. I’m going to have to fit reading in around being back in the office full-time. I have set a Goodreads Challenge target of 30 books, which is what I set for 2017.

Yesssss! Get in! Everton 0 Manchester United 1 – Anthony Martial 57 minutes! 😀

Tony Martial came from France, English press said he had no chance! Fifty million down the drain… Tony Martial scores again!

Er, sorry, where was I?! Yeah, the Goodreads Challenge and the fact that I’m back in work tomorrow. My cold is mostly over, although still some catarrh, so I might have to go to Boots after work for catarrh pastilles, and an annoying cough yet again. I can be OK for a while, but then have an epic coughing fit and wonder when it’s going to stop!

I’ve just had a look at the bass amp book tower. Quite a lot of the books on my bass amp are hardbacks in need of either reading, or resuming! I’ve already got a hardback as an Ongoing Concern at the moment, though, that being Not Dead Yet, by Phil Collins. However, I could do with getting more of that pile read. Possibly Anger Is An Energy, by John Lydon, as I started that some time ago and got some way into it before being distracted by another book or suffering a reading slump. Another hardback autobiography, albeit not on the bass amp, is Chapter and Verse, by Bernard Sumner, of Joy Division, New Order and Electronic fame. As with the John Lydon book, I started it some time ago, and it needs to be resumed, lol!

If United could get a second goal, that would be very nice. Hint, hint, Reds!

Talking of football, there’s one book on the bass amp which I HAVE read, it was on my 2016 list, that being The Rules of the Game, by Pierluigi Collina, the former referee. I actually also have Who’s the B*****d in the Black? by Jeff Winter, a paperback, lurking near Computer Corner.

GOAL!!! Everton 0 Manchester United 2! Jesse Lingard 81 minutes. 😀

So, there I am, waffling on about referees’ autobiographies and Jesse Lingard doubles our lead! Excellent! Just noticed on the covers of those ref books… Collina is only giving someone a booking, showing a yellow card, but Jeff Winter is brandishing a red card, giving someone the order of the early bath! Parking the bus should be given the red card! Oh, and Pogba needs to play further forward ALL THE TIME from now on!

Full-time: Everton 0 Manchester United 2 🙂

Probably about time I also blew the final whistle on this blog entry and got it published, so until the next time, take care and Happy Reading!

Joanne x x x

Books mentioned in this blog entry…

  • Hot Milk – Deborah Levy
  • The Time Machine – H. G. Wells
  • Mort – Sir Terry Pratchett
  • Not Dead Yet – Phil Collins
  • Neither Here Nor There – Bill Bryson
  • A Quiet Kind of Thunder – Sara Barnard
  • Manchester, England – Dave Haslam
  • Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? – Mindy Kaling
  • Anger is an Energy – John Lydon
  • Chapter and Verse – Bernard Sumner
  • The Rules of the Game – Pierluigi Collina
  • Who’s the B*****d in the Black? – Jeff Winter

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November Review and a bit of December too!

Flixton CBB Xmas Concert 2017

Good evening, fellow Bookworms!

December is upon us, so, time to wrap up last month’s events as much as I can remember, lol, and a tiny bit of this month so far. Well, OK, yesterday and today, buoyed by the fact that my lads beat Arsenal 3-1 at the Emirates earlier this evening! Woo hoo! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to see United win away! Only blot on the landscape was Pogba’s red card, meaning we’re gonna miss him for a few fixtures. Grrr! Not happy about that! He’ll be able to play on Tuesday, though, as that’s a European fixture, and the red card only affects domestic games.

Right, anyway, as we know, I didn’t make much progress with Do Not Say We Have Nothing, by Madeleine Thien, but we did manage to enjoy a good book club meeting in November as there were four of us there, which made for a decent discussion! I’m hoping for a decent turn-out this coming Wednesday, 6th December, when we meet up again to discuss The Good People, by Hannah Kent. I am now up to 63% with this novel. Good progress was made in the last few days, firstly to get halfway and then I had a good read last night, during the first half of the concert at St Clement’s Church in Urmston.

Also, while I was at the church, I noticed they had a few books which could either be borrowed, swapped, or bought for a donation, so I made a donation and picked up a couple of interesting books to bring home with me. Those were Jasmine Nights, by Julia Gregson, and We Are Not Ourselves, by Matthew Thomas. More to add to the TBR pile, lol! It takes the current number of books on my as-yet-unpublished List Challenges list for this blog to 528 different books! Joanne’s Bookshelf Blogs – Books Mentioned 2017 will be published in what is now a matter of weeks! Eek! Where’s 2017 gone?! Either I will publish the list on 31st December, or early in January 2018.

I am working between Christmas and New Year, but only one day, only the Wednesday. I am off the rest of the time! Time to read, and time to blog, I hope. Plus the inevitable lie-ins which I can have if I don’t have any reason to get up early!

I did finish a book in November, that being the excellent On Writing by Stephen King. As I have said in plenty of previous blogs, I’m not really big on horror, but he does write other stuff besides horror, and I have The Green Mile and 11.22.63 on my TBR list, so I hope to get round to at least one of those eventually, perhaps in 2018?

The main thing about November, however, was the fact that I got my dental surgery over and done with! I went for the x-ray appointment at the hospital on Monday 20th, and after I had had that, and went back to the reception to book the surgery, I was expecting to be given a date some time in the future, I was expecting January, to be honest with you! Thus I got quite a surprise when the receptionist said “We can fit you in this Wednesday afternoon at 3pm!” – I went for it, though, and booked it in. Yes, it was short notice, but I figured work would be pleased that I would be getting it out of the way as soon as possible! Work were fine about it, and thus I was off on the Wednesday and Thursday that week. Didn’t entirely feel like reading on the Wednesday, but on the Thursday I was reading and blogging again! I was a bit sore when the anaesthetic wore off, but, as I said at the time, not as “badger’s arse” as I thought I was going to be!

Flixton CBB Xmas Lights Urmston 24 Nov 2017

I was certainly up to playing my horn, as I found out on the Thursday evening, which was just as well, as I was playing at the switching on of the Urmston Christmas tree lights on the Friday evening and, as was documented, we didn’t get as wet as usual! There was actually a dry spell for a while, so not the usual non-stop rain, lol!

You know how I’ve mentioned, plenty of times, that my niece, Charlotte, is taking after me on the book front – she is the Junior Bookworm… Well, she also seems to be taking after her Auntie Jo on the music front, too! Not sure if I’ve told you this or not, although I probably have, but she’s been learning the violin for a few months now! I hope she will be entertaining us with some carols and other festive tunes this Christmas!

Well, not a lot of book related action in November, really, other than finishing the Stephen King book and starting the Hannah Kent novel, and still laughing my arse off over This is Going to Hurt, by Adam Kay, which is my book of the year for sure! I know we’ve got most of December left before 2017 gives way to 2018, we’re only on day 2 of our Advent calendars as I type, lol, but I doubt very much I am going to read anything which is even more hilarious than Adam Kay’s book about his time as a junior doctor! I dare you to read that book in public!

I went shopping on Monday, ended up loaded up at the Trafford Centre and, yes, it certainly did involve books, and visits to both Waterstone’s and W H Smith’s. However, I must stress that most of this shopping spree was for the purposes (or even porpoises, lol) of Christmas shopping. I purchased one book for my own future reading pleasure, Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine, by Gail Honeyman, but anything else I bought can’t be mentioned on here for a few weeks yet, I’m afraid!

Not until a bloke in red and white has been… and I don’t mean a United player in this instance, lol!

Away from books, and I am getting ridiculously excited at the prospect of a branch of Tim Horton’s opening not too far away from me in the very near future! I don’t know the opening date just yet, or whereabouts on this particularly long road the branch will be located, but Bury New Road will be getting a Timmie’s! Woo hoo! Any Canadian bookworms, and any other bookworms who’ve ever been to Canada, will know what I’m on about here! Perhaps, when the branch opens, I should go there for coffee and doughnuts, or a box of Timbits, and read Doughnut, by Tom Holt?! Or, perhaps even This Book Will Save Your Life, by A. M. Homes, as that has several doughnuts on the cover!

So, that’s about it for November and early December. I think that’s all the news for now. Book club this coming Wednesday. Even if I don’t finish The Good People in time, I will have got a lot of it read by then, although I hope I will have finished it! I have also put it on my Kindle, as well as owning the paperback, so I should be able to get some read on the way home from Old Trafford on Tuesday night after our Champions League home game against CSKA Moscow. Until the next blog entry, take care and Happy Reading!

Joanne x x x

Books mentioned in this blog entry…

  • Do Not Say We Have Nothing – Madeleine Thien
  • The Good People – Hannah Kent
  • Jasmine Nights – Julia Gregson
  • We Are Not Ourselves – Matthew Thomas
  • On Writing – Stephen King
  • The Green Mile – Stephen King
  • 11.22.63 – Stephen King
  • This is Going to Hurt – Adam Kay
  • Eleanor Oliphant is Completely Fine – Gail Honeyman
  • Doughnut – Tom Holt
  • This Book Will Save Your Life – A. M. Homes

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Gone for a Burton!

Life without books

Hello again, fellow Bookworms!

Back again for another blog! I know they’re not as frequent as previously, but having been back in work since the start of this month, that is to be expected. I will have been working for 3 weeks by the time I shut down my computer and log off from my phone tomorrow at 4:30pm UK time! I do try to get some reading in at lunchtime, although that is not always possible, so it has to be out of hours, mostly. However, I am a third of the way through Blitzed, by Norman Ohler, which is our book club book, and I have two weeks to go until our next book club, so I hope to get more of it read in the remaining fortnight.

Didn’t get my Kindle read last night, though. My reading plans had gone for a Burton, just like Burton Albion themselves, although our visitors had improved since their one and only previous visit to Old Trafford, which was in the FA Cup way back in 2006! Back then, a 0-0 draw in that cup earned them a replay up here, which was a huge windfall for them – they were able to pay for their new stadium at the time thanks to forcing that replay. We stuffed them 5-0 in the replay in 2006, and they were a non-league side then, in what used to be known as the Conference. They are actually a Championship side now, just a division below United, and we still stuffed them last night, but 4-1 was an improvement for the Brewers, lol!

The reason I didn’t get any post-match reading done on my Kindle is that Mum and I were out of the United car park fairly quickly. I should have expected it really, given that it’s the League Cup, and people opt out of it. The attendance was around 50,000, which is down on our usual 75,000 full houses, so with fewer people there, it doesn’t take as long for us to get home. I expect I will need my Kindle again at the end of this month, though, when we play Crystal Palace at home in the Premier League. One of the ebooks I have started lately is Erotic Stories for Punjabi Widows, by Balli Kaur Jaswal – it sounded amusing enough. I have read 11% of it so far, so it could class as an OC, although ebooks are being kept as a separate matter, they’re a football thing, lol!

While we’re still sort-of on footy, I’d just like to slap whichever killjoy arseholes are getting their knickers in a knot about the song some of our fans have come up with for our latest star centre forward, Romelu Lukaku. Since WHEN has it ever been offensive to imply that someone has a LARGE willy?! Give your heads a wobble! Fair enough, suggesting that someone is NOT well-endowed in the trouser department might be quite insulting, but a large cock is something your average bloke is quite proud of, from my understanding of the male of the species! Indeed, blokes themselves often exaggerate the size of their own, ahem, upstanding members, so singing that a footballer has a 24 inch willy is simply a bit of a laugh! NO-ONE has a two-foot cock, for crying out loud! Plus, you also have to remember that the average terrace song is invented by drunken blokes down the pub, usually on their way to an away match!

For the record, the ONLY song I know of in our fans’ repertoire which actually mentions someone’s colour is the song we had for Wayne Rooney, where we called him the White Pele! We do NOT discriminate! We have fans all around the bloody world, FFS! All colours, all faiths, all nationalities, so being a Red is NOT for narrow-minded, bigoted knobheads! I think that as long as Romelu himself doesn’t mind, and I’ve not heard any word to say he does, then there is no problem. If he did have a problem, and said so, we would stop, but I imagine there is more chance of snowballs being found in Hell…

Right, OK, back to the books. Trying to overhaul the OC list is not that easy. I did finish If I Stay for that book group on Facebook, but am not sure what to do next. They have chosen The Fault In Our Stars for this month, and I have already read that a year or two ago now. Forthcoming books are Emma, by Jane Austen, and Ready Player One, by Ernest Cline, and so I might try to get a head start on one or both of those. Like a lot of classics, there are free editions of Emma available for e-readers, as a lot of classic books were written so long ago that they are out of copyright. So, I downloaded that one on my Kindle for free, and I already own a copy of Ready Player One. I like the sound of that one, there’s supposed to be a lot of 80s references in it.

Besides the e-book about Punjabi widows, the other book for match-day e-book consideration is Gold, by Chris Cleave. I’ve had that on my Kindle for a while, actually, and recently picked up the paperback in a charity shop. This is the author of The Other Hand (known as Little Bee in some countries), which I read and enjoyed some years ago now.

I may just have to knock the OCs on the head for now, and see how much I can get through. We may or may not resume this format at some point, but with work, and with book clubs, actual and virtual, the Ongoing Concerns are not really ongoing at present, lol! Apologies to all the books on the list but right now I’m probably going to have to cut things right down, maybe to just 2 or 3 books at a time. Some of the OCs weren’t getting read anyway, so my list wasn’t truly effective. I need an ebook for home matches, whichever book I’m reading for the Waterstone’s Deansgate book club, as long as I’m enjoying that book enough, plus maybe 2 or 3 others. And that might have to be it. Perhaps one of those books could be one which is part of a series, whether that’s resuming the Shardlake series by getting on with Dark Fire by C. J. Sansom, or reading one of several YA series I own…

The books on the list before I had an overhaul could have priority for when I want to start or resume a book, I guess, but I’m going to have to cut things right down and not take on too many books. I can read a few at a time, have been able to since my uni days, but I can’t really have a massive list of ongoing books, or most of them won’t actually be ongoing!

Well, perhaps I should get down to a spot of literary action. Those books aren’t going to read themselves, are they?! Well, not unless they’re wizarding books which have had a self-reading charm cast upon them, but I’m a muggle, not a Hogwarts student, so I haven’t got any of those kind of books, sadly! Until the next blog, take care and Happy Reading!

Joanne x x x

P.S. Happy Birthday to Stephen King! Perhaps I should start one of his books? Maybe On Writing would be the place to start? I do have a couple of his (non-horror) novels on my TBR list, too.

Books mentioned in this blog entry…

  • Blitzed – Norman Ohler
  • Erotic Stories For Punjabi Widows – Balli Kaur Jaswal
  • If I Stay – Gayle Forman
  • The Fault In Our Stars – John Green
  • Emma – Jane Austen
  • Ready Player One – Ernest Cline
  • Gold – Chris Cleave
  • The Other Hand (aka Little Bee) – Chris Cleave
  • Dark Fire – C. J. Sansom
  • On Writing – Stephen King

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July Review

Hendrik Groen finished July 2017

Good evening, fellow Bookworms!

Well, I forgot the tick on my wipeboard, but The Secret Diary of Hendrik Groen, 83 1/4 Years Old has now been read, and I would love a sequel! Think of Adrian Mole, but imagine him as an elderly Dutch guy in an old folks’ home in Amsterdam with all his aches and pains, and various grumbles, plus a sense of adventure!

So, I have finished three entire books within the course of this past month, with Hendrik Groen’s completion following on from One Italian Summer and Dissolution which were both finished last week. During the course of 2017 so far, I have read, or at least finished off, 34 books, meaning I am 4 books over my Goodreads Challenge target of 30, which I met in May, and I feel July has been very productive on the book front!

I have read at least 50 pages of each of the six books I have read during the course of July, with Me and Earl and the Dying Girl needing more reading done on it. Only read 50 pages of that one, but with reading Dissolution, the first of the Shardlake series, that was 443 pages, so that was the most for any book I read this month. As I am listing these books here, they will not be listed at the end of the blog, although other books will be mentioned.

One Italian SummerKeris Stainton. 241 pages. (Read whole book)

DissolutionC. J. Sansom. 443 pages. (Read whole book)

The Secret Diary of Hendrik Groen, 83 1/4 Years OldHendrik Groen. 376 pages. (Read whole book)

Periodic TalesHugh Aldersey-Williams. 88 pages read in July.

Me and Earl and the Dying GirlJesse Andrews. 50 pages read in July.

Neither Here Nor ThereBill Bryson. 92 pages read in July.

Total number of pages read in July: 1,290

Nemanja Matic joins MUFC 31st July 2017

My current distraction from reading, but July has been a good month for books!

Wow! That’s a lot of pages! After June, which wasn’t all that productive, I feel July has been a great month on the book front! Probably because I felt I had to do something while waiting for United to sign players in the transfer window, lol! Therefore I got a lot of reading done between breaking news on Sky Sports News! We have signed Romelu Lukaku, of course, and now Nemanja Matic, but the fannying about from our chief exec, Ed Woodward (aka The Gnome), was getting a bit much at times, and doing my head in, so I had to escape into a few good books while I waited for him to get his arse in gear and get signings done and dusted!

(We did also sign Victor Lindelof, but that was in June, so I’m dealing more with July’s events in this blog!)

I think this is something like my 166th book blog, but I know some things for sure. I now have 61 followers, 60 on WordPress, plus 1 via email, so thanks very much to all of you who brave my waffle on a regular basis in the hope that I mention something to do with books! The vast majority of my blogs on here are about books, but there have been one or two occasions when only one or two books have been mentioned because something has happened for me to bring up a particular news event. I am pretty sure that’s not a common thing, though. I remember having a rant at the chavs responsible for the arson and looting in 2011, and I also posted my Manchester La La La blog entry in May this year after the bomb at the Arena. I still did get a couple of book references in each of those blogs, though, but I hope you understand these things had to be said and that you knew I would get back to matters of a literary nature!

(The blog covering the arson and looting rant was in September 2011, I think, and was called If They Steal Any Books, They Might Even Learn Something! It’s either August or September’s archive from 2011, anyway, should you wish to look up that blog and have a read of it.)

Cathedral book bench 4

This month also saw the Book Benches appear around town, and they are on display up to 10th September. For those wishing to see them, they are indoors at their various locations, such as Central Library, the Arndale Centre, Manchester Cathedral and the National Football Museum. There are also many others to find! Not just in the city centre, but also dotted around various suburbs of Manchester!

Charlotte bookmark 2017

My niece, the Junior Bookworm, celebrated her 7th birthday this month, so I stitched her a cross-stitched bookmark. It is currently keeping her place in one of her books.

So, let’s get on to the Ongoing Concerns as July comes to an end. Early this month, as you may recall, I decided it was time for the OC Overhaul, and booted a few books off the list. It was actually a matter of being fair to those books as they hadn’t been read for ages, and were being overlooked and overtaken. I had about 9 or 10 books on the list, but only 3 or 4 of those were being picked up and read, so I had a cull and decided I would have six books, two fiction, two non-fiction and two young adult.

The revised list of six books was Dissolution, One Italian Summer, Hendrik Groen, Periodic Tales, Me and Earl, and Neither Here Nor There. As you know now, the first three of those books have been read, so that leaves  us with three to be continued as we head into August…

Periodic Tales – Hugh Aldersey-Williams

Me and Earl and the Dying Girl – Jesse Andrews

Neither Here Nor There – Bill Bryson

OC list end of July 2017

The new OC List as we head into August…

Two of those are non-fiction, with Me and Earl being Young Adult, so we need two general fiction books and one young adult one to get the OC list back to the half dozen. One of the general fiction books I am adding is The Beach Hut, by Veronica Henry. As that one is already 34% read, it can go straight on the OC List. It is over 10% read. The other two books are Dark Fire, by C J Sansom, the second Shardlake novel, of which I will need to read 58 pages to get to 10%, and A Quiet Kind of Thunder, by Sara Barnard, 31 pages of which should see me reach 10% and I will thus be able to add it to my OC List. With those two, of course, it all depends on that first ten percent, and whether it grabs me enough to continue!

If, for any reason, I am not enjoying them, I will have to reconsider matters, but I feel confident that I will enjoy these books.

Lake District purchases July 2017

Before I finish, a couple of mentions for some books acquired recently. As I went to the Lake District last week, I picked up The Shepherd’s Life, by James Rebanks, which had been a bit of a word-of-mouth surprise best-seller a year or so ago if I recall rightly. It’s from a shepherd in the Lake District, so it’s local to that area. Yes, there were also magnets purchased, lol, and some necessary Kendal Mint Cake! Had to be done! Today, I was just out and about locally to me, though, and picked up a 20p bargain from one of the charity shops on Salford Precinct, the book in question being The Food of Love Cookery School, by Nicky Pellegrino. It’s set in Sicily, it’s about food, and it was a mere 20p, so I decided to risk it for a biscuit!

Well, that’s about it for this month on the book front, I think that’s all my news for July, so as we head into August, I shall finish this off and get it published, so until next time, take care and Happy Reading!

Joanne x x x

Books mentioned in this blog entry (other than the original 6 OCs)

  • The Beach Hut – Veronica Henry
  • Dark Fire – C. J. Sansom (Shardlake #2)
  • A Quiet Kind of Thunder – Sara Barnard
  • The Shepherd’s Life – James Rebanks
  • The Food of Love Cookery School – Nicky Pellegrino

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Situations Vacant

July books read 2017

Hello again, fellow Bookworms!

Welcome to yet another blog as you get to see the shortest OC List I think I have ever had, lol! We are down to just FOUR books on the Ongoing Concerns list at present, as the two books in the above photo have been finished this week and joined the ranks of the Goodreads Challenge for 2017! I have read, or at least finished off, 33 books this year, so that’s 33/30 as I met my challenge target in May.

I know we have the rest of today to go, still a few hours left as I type, and then another three days of July, but as we’re nearing the end of the month, I was doing some adding up earlier…

I have finished One Italian Summer, which I started and finished in July. That was 241 pages long.

I have just finished Dissolution earlier today, again a book I started and finished within this month, and that was 443 pages of reading matter…

I am just over halfway with The Secret Diary of Hendrik Groen, 83 1/4 Years Old, and have thus read 190 pages of that so far, all of those pages in July.

Of my other three Ongoing Concerns, I have read at least 50 pages during this month to make some progress on each of Me and Earl and the Dying Girl (50 pages), Periodic Tales (54 pages), and Neither Here Nor There (55 pages), bringing the number of pages I have read this month to 1,033 with still some more days to get a bit more done! Plus, as I have mentioned above, I have read two entire books as part of that, plus I have reached at least the halfway stage with another! After the rather lightweight performance on the book front in June, I feel that a lot of reading has been done in July.

I suppose I should thank Ed Woodward for that, useless lazy gnome that he is, because I decided to see how much of certain books I could get through while I waited for him to get his arse in gear in the transfer market! We did sign Romelu Lukaku, of course, although I still reckon that owes a lot more to the persuasive powers of Paul Pogba (how’s that for alliteration, folks?!) than it does to Woodward’s dealings in the transfer market! Agent Pogba – Mission Accomplished! By the way, Paul, if you have any more mates in the football world whom you could convince to join us at Old Trafford, that would be much appreciated, chuck!

Anyway, as I got a couple of books off the list, that means one thing… Time to place a “recruitment notice” for my books, a “want ad” as our friends in the States know them…

VACANCIES! Books Wanted!

Chief Bookworm is looking to add TWO books to her Ongoing Concerns list. Candidates must be either of the General Fiction or Young Adult genres of book, as Joanne has room for one of each on her list. The successful books will undergo a probationary period which involves Joanne reading the first 10% of the book to see if it’s her cup of tea, and then, if successful, they will be added to the Ongoing Concerns list for as long as it takes for Jo to read the rest of the book, after which they will join the other books already on the Goodreads Challenge for 2017!

Actually, I already know the general fiction title, as I am reading the Shardlake series by C. J. Sansom, of which Dissolution was the first book, so we simply move on to the second book in that series, Dark Fire. Thus, one position has now been filled, thank you. Other general fiction titles will have to wait until Hendrik Groen has been completed! As that is my book club book, the next meeting is on 9th August, and I am already halfway through it, the other general fiction books should not have too long to wait until a vacancy becomes available again.

YA shortlist for the OC List July 2017

So, I am just recruiting, now, for the Young Adult book which will join my Ongoing Concerns list, and like with any company taking people on, you have to draw up some sort of a shortlist from the applicants. I have rather a lot of YA books, as you all know, lol, some part-read, some unread, and I have just drawn up a shortlist of 6 for serious consideration… Five of these have already been mentioned during the course of this year’s blogs, but there is one relatively new title to add to the mix, that being Love & Gelato, by Jenna Evans Welch. I was attracted by the cover, plus the fact I’d just finished and loved One Italian Summer, so the idea of another YA book set in Italy appealed to me.

I am still thinking A Quiet Kind of Thunder might be my next one. I bought that at the same time as I bought One Italian Summer, and, as I mentioned previously, it features a deaf character as one of the protagonists and thus there is a lot of BSL throughout the book! A chance to brush up on some sign language!

The Upside of Unrequited is actually the only one of the six which has previously been on the OC List. As and when I decide to resume that one, it has already exceeded 10%, but the other five are unread. All The Bright Places and Dumplin’ have been around here for a while, on the notorious TBR List, waiting to be read, but When Dimple Met Rishi was a recent recommendation from a member of staff at Waterstone’s Deansgate, and I purchased that one the other day, along with Love & Gelato.

Anyway, I thought I would put things out to you, see if you had any recommendations, and which of the six books I have shown in the photo should be added to the OC List first. After all, I have 61 followers now, 60 of you lovely people on this blog, and one following by email apparently, so I want you to feel involved! As long as there’s no spam, I’m happy for people to comment on my blogs. It shows you’ve read it and you have some thoughts on the matters I have raised!

And sometimes I need some help when choosing books! Like right at the moment, lol! I am often spoilt for choice, I have so many books and I don’t always know which one to read next! So, if you want to assist me with my “recruitment process” for my next YA book to be added to the Ongoing Concerns, I would appreciate that very much! This is about all for now, but I shall be back again fairly soon. After all, I will have the July Review to do shortly! In the meantime, take care and Happy Reading!

Joanne x x x

Books mentioned in this blog entry…

  • One Italian Summer – Keris Stainton
  • Dissolution – C. J. Sansom
  • The Secret Diary of Hendrik Groen, 83 1/4 Years Old – Hendrik Groen
  • Me and Earl and the Dying Girl – Jesse Andrews
  • Periodic Tales – Hugh Aldersey-Williams
  • Neither Here Nor There – Bill Bryson
  • Dark Fire – C. J. Sansom
  • Love & Gelato – Jenna Evans Welch
  • A Quiet Kind of Thunder – Sara Barnard
  • The Upside of Unrequited – Becky Albertalli
  • All The Bright Places – Jennifer Niven
  • Dumplin’ – Julie Murphy
  • When Dimple Met Rishi – Sandhya Menon

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